[SUMMA w/ BUTT JOKES, I, Q. The Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism Holy Bible is an edition of the Bible published by The Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism, the denomination to which the First Church of Springfield belongs. Yesterday at 9:00 PM. Tag Archives: reproductive freedom Thoughts on Hobby Lobby: “Rights” Don’t Really Exist, So Let’s Stop Pretending They Do. Earlier this month, L’Osservatore Romano, the Vatican’s official newspaper, published an article that led many to believe that the Holy See had welcomed Springfield’s favorite family into its flock. Posted on May 22, 2014 by Luke T. Harrington Standard 3 *[pointlessly obscure reference explained here.] ( Log Out /  Preußen hatte in der Schlacht bei Jena und Auerstedt 1806 eine schwere Niederlage gegen Frankreich hinnehmen müssen. A wedding between mass-murde…, It‘s the strangest town John’s ever visited. The church is the town's main place of worship,which most Springfielders attend, though it is not the only church in Springfield ( AME , Catholic and Episcopal … “The Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism” is just the name of the Protestant denomination on The Simpsons. Western Christianity is composed of the Latin Church and Protestantism, together with their offshoots such as Independent Catholicism and Restorationism.. The church's denomination is identified as the "Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism" in the episode " The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star." A week before I proposed to my … Hilarious. Not Now. The Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism (a cross between Presbyterianism and Lutheranism ) is the fictional Protestant Christian denomination that Rev. 1, Art. While fighting … Is The Simpsons' First Church of Springfield (the building, not the denomination) modeled after an actual church or style of churches? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Western Christianity is one of two sub-divisions of Christianity (Eastern Christianity being the other). Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com. 213 likes. Hey there. So where, oh where, is that sweet little FOLLOW or SUBSCRIBE box???? Tag Archives: birth control Thoughts on Hobby Lobby: “Rights” Don’t Really Exist, So Let’s Stop Pretending They Do. For my part, I was baptized, raised, and confirmed in the Orthodox Presbyterian Church (a tiny sect that gave the world J. Gresham Machen and [sort of] Francis Schaeffer, before pretty much giving up), but my parents made the mistake of sending me to an elementary school run by the Lutheran Church — Missouri Synod, leaving my spiritual life in a vague, “Presbylutheran” limbo. Recent Post by Page. Just because. Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email. I dream of a day when all will be made new, and when everything will taste like beer. This blog, in any case, is my little corner of the world. Over here, in our thousands of little camps, squabbling over what, exactly, Paul is talking about in Romans 9, occasionally shouting out, “Hey! 1, Art. The day may look different, but the joy and excitement is the same! I stumbled into your blog through a link on fb. My non-fiction debut, HOLY SH*T! The Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism is a Protestant denomination adhered to by most of Springfield 's inhabitants. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. 6], “Y Ur Brain Iz Stoopid” [SUMMA w/ BUTT JOKES I, Q. 1, Art. The Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism. 7], We All Desperately Need Some Wisdom Right Now, So Let’s Find Out What It Is, Mmmmkay? Five storylines this season. I don’t post here a ton anymore because my paid gigs keep me pretty busy, but it’s a still a good place to kick back and be myself, when I have something to say that no one in their right mind would ever publish — stuff about how God’s Not Dead is really a blaxploitation film and how the horror flick Mama is basically a papal encyclical. I was actually working on this ship. Who knows. Change ). I’m a professional writer of sorts — I write a biweekly column for Christianity Today, and until recently, I wrote the weekly humor column “LOL Intewebz” for the otherwise-respectable criticism site Christ and Pop Culture. Editor’s Note: The Peninsula District, Eastern District and Southeastern District schools canceled winter sports this week. Posted on July 12, 2014 by Luke T. Harrington Standard 6. As I’ve bounced through life, though, from the embrace of one denomination to another, I’ve realized how apt the joke is. 4], SUMMA w/ BUTT JOKES: coveting asses and splitting hairs [I Q. 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